Happy new year! 🎉
Let’s start by doing something YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER DO.

So, I just spent this Friday afternoon at $DAYJOB figuring out how to instrument a Java application (of which we have no source code available) with NewRelic.
I thought I’d share my findings here, should I ever need to do this again.

To me, one of the most useful features of Windows is the Search you get by hitting the Windows key on your keyboard and then typing whatever you want. This is the way to make it work for you, instead of earning money for Microsoft.

This is, to the best of my knowledge, the optimal way to install Docker under Windows if you don’t have a Docker Desktop license.

You are not supposed to be here.